Ski Trip or Comedy of Errors?

Ski Trip or Comedy of Errors?

I’d wanted to go skiing ever since I saw “I Love Lucy” at a ski resort.  I finally had a chance to visit one after Rick and I had been married for several years. It was a five-   hour drive from our home in SC to Beech Mountain, NC, and we could tell we were in unfamiliar territory when the terrain became hilly and patches of snow covered cow pastures.

When we finally reached our destination, car sick and exhausted, we discovered that our hotel was set in the curve of the main road up the mountain, which meant traffic passed the lodge on both sides, practically encompassing it. We tried not to focus on this as       we settled into our room, which included a sitting area and kitchenette. The fireplace contained a treated log, and heat strips ran around the entire suite. Another perk of       the establishment was free hot chocolate.

Needless to say, our first evening was cozy, sitting before the fire and tasting the best   hot chocolate of our lives.  The electric heat was tremendous. I’m cold-natured, but even   I thought it was too warm, so we turned it down.  The buildings in the area were well-heated in general, which surprised me. I guess there’s a focus on being warm after  a long day on the slopes.  I loved that.

The next day we started preparations for our first ski adventure, not knowing it would  take hours.  Snow fell at an alarming rate, and we heard chains were required for anyone driving up Beech Mountain.  We stopped at a ski shop to buy some, and they offered to put them on our tires. Thinking we could get our ski gear while we waited, we agreed, not knowing how long it would take or that the woman at the shop couldn’t help us with our skis and other paraphernalia. By the time we purchased goggles and rented skis and all the clothing deemed necessary for our lesson, we’d spent a small fortune.  (We had coupons we could have used at a nicer shop farther up the mountain.)

Armed with everything a skier could possibly need, we started up Beech Mountain. The road hadn’t been cleared, so we slipped and slid, hoping we wouldn’t plunge to the bottom as we rounded unprotected curves.  When we made it to the corral with our instructors and other would-be skiers, I was amazed at how warm I felt, despite the twelve degree reading on a thermometer.  (Those ski clothes really work!)

In a group of adults, I listened attentively to advice concerning turning around, slowing down, and stopping.  Since snow still fell incessantly, I wore goggles, which seemed to throw off my balance.  That, combined with brand new slippery skis, caused  me to slide   to the ground without warning.  At least it was a comfortable fall,  since there was about    a foot of snow on the ground.

Next we were told to follow our leaders down and up a small incline to mechanical arms which flew by, conveyor-belt style, waiting for each of us to grab one and be pulled up     the hill.  I was doing okay, but the lady in front of me was barely moving.  I didn’t want     to seem rude by passing her, so I was forced to slow down, which made it difficult for me to get up the hill. By the time I reached the arms I felt rushed, so I grabbed one before       I was ready. I should have listened to my instincts, for the thing flung me part of the   way down the hill, wrenching my knee in the process.  One of the instructors, let’s call him Mike, walked with me to the top, and I prepared for the descent.

When my turn arrived, I took off, zooming down the hill like a pro. Maybe I should’ve  been in a race, because I found it impossible to slow down as I approached an orange barrier.  Plowing didn’t help.  Nothing helped.  Delving into the far reaches of my mind,     I remembered the way Olympic skiers stop, so I tried their method, turning my skis to    the side, hoping for an easy, complete stop.  I heard Mike call, “Good!”

I felt pleased with myself until I fell directly into a snowy drift. I tried to release my skis, but sprained my left thumb instead.  Mike came to my rescue, and he had trouble with the lever too.  Then he commented on how slick my skis were.  These revelations made me feel better about having so many problems, but it’s frustrating that I didn’t have the equipment I needed in order to ski properly. I informed Mike that I’d had enough. With two injuries and a stinging sensation starting in my thumbs because of the frigid air, I just wanted to get warm and dry.  I received my wish after Rick took his plunge down the hill, stopping the same way I did.

Arctic air continued to move into the area, and by the time we went to bed that night, the wind chill was well below zero.  The log we burned the night before hadn’t been replaced, and our free hot chocolate seemed lower in the cups the longer we stayed at the resort. We made the mistake of not turning the heat back up, and it really made a difference. About midnight, as I froze in bed with windows to the parking lot just  above my head,     I heard cars pull in, then the screams of young girls as they hurried to the building with sub-zero wind whipping around them.

All in all, it was an interesting trip to what seemed like another planet at times, or at least the top of the world. We grew so accustomed to the snow, it seemed odd when we drove toward home and it disappeared.  We hope to try another resort someday and use those goggles we bought.


About dalesittonrogers

I live with my husband, Rick, and our two cats, Mocha and Tiger. I write articles and poetry, and fiction for all ages. I'm excited about my novella, Lost in the Everglades: and my store: Follow me on Twitter! @DaleSRogers
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One Response to Ski Trip or Comedy of Errors?

  1. Al Christie says:

    Pretty good description of the disasters that most of us have experienced the first time we put on a pair of skis. Fortunately, I was only 3 yrs old the first time, so I didn’t have far to fall!

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